No Cream For The Cat

Which once-famous, larger than life, artist flew in to a gig in Manchester under strict instructions to avoid the booze. Despite a warning call to the event promoter ("Do not let this man drink"!) there was little chance of keeping this guy off the sauce, and after a disapointing performance the night ended in a fast food restaurant, where his jerk chicken was swiped by a group of unimpressed girlies (who he had earlier proposition).